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> >>>>>>>> > >>> Üniversite yemekhanesine giren bir öğrenci tüm yerler
> >>>>>>>>dolu
> >>>>>>>> > >>> olduğundan gidip
> >>>>>>>> > >>> üniversite profesörünün oturduğu masaya oturmuş.
> >>>>>>>> > >>>
> >>>>>>>> > >>> Profesör kaşlarını çatarak: " Okuzler ve kuslar ayni
> >>>>>>>>masada
> >>>>>>>> > >>> oturamaz!"
> >>>>>>>> > >>>
> >>>>>>>> > >>>
> >>>>>>>> > >>> Ogrenci: "O zaman ben ucuyorum..."
> >>>>>>>> > >>>
> >>>>>>>> > >>> Profesor cevaba cok sinirlenmis, sinavda ogrenciye
> >>>>>>>>takmis ve
> >>>>>>>> > >>> sinavini basarisiz
> >>>>>>>> > >>> gecmesi icin elinden geleni yapmis.
> >>>>>>>> > >>>
> >>>>>>>> > >>> Yanliz sinavda ogrenci tum sorulari mukemmel bir
> >>>>>>>>sekilde
> >>>>>>>> > >>> cevaplamis.
> >>>>>>>> > >>> Profesor ogrenciye: Sana son bir soru soracagim -
> >>>>>>>>demis.
> >>>>>>>> > >>>
> >>>>>>>> > >>> Yolda yururken iki torba buldugunu hayalet, birinde
> >>>>>>>>akil var,
> >>>>>>>> > >>> digerinde ise para var. Hangi cuvali alirsin?
> >>>>>>>> > >>> Ogrenci: "Para olan cuvali secerdim..."
> >>>>>>>> > >>> Profesor: "Ben akil olan cuvali secerdim..."
> >>>>>>>> > >>> Ogrenci:"Normal! Kimde ne eksikse onu secer...
> >>>>>>>> > >>>
> >>>>>>>> > >>> Profesor cok sinirlenmis, ogrencinin not defterini alip
> >>>>>>>>icine
> >>>>>>>> > "Okuz"
> >>>>>>>> > >>> yazmis. Ogrenci nota bakmadan odadan cikmis.
> >>>>>>>> > >>>
> >>>>>>>> > >>>
> >>>>>>>> > >>> Bir dakika sonra ogrenci kapiyi aralamis : "Sayin
> >>>>>>>>profesor,
> >>>>>>>> > >>> imzanizi atmissiniz, fakat notumu yazmayi unutmussunuz."-
> >>>>>>>>demis.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
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